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I feel so neglected, just like this blog.

Please come and un-emo me and ask me out!

To everyone: Life goes on...

LTNS

Hello everyone, how is life. Whether your life is good or not, it's nomb! (none of my biz).

However, I am having the time of my lif i ife! (bep!) It has been so happening, I don't even have time to be here.

I have a lot to say, so I will add colours so that it is easier for your brainz hehe to absorb.

Here are some examples of my happening life:

On a random yet lucky thunderstorm Monday, I went boating with my fellow trm / cotton friends.

People Involved: Lim, Leong, Loy, Lee and Wong. (-.- extra)
Activity: Boat, Lee Wee, Boated, Fish, Puke, Shore, Play sand with leong, back home in thunderstorm, puke.

Thanks to Darren, I get to puke non-stop. JUST KIDDING. Thanks to Darren, we had a happening monday and fun outing! Very happy.

QNS: Will you go and boat again?!?!?!
ANS: Erm, not so soon.

On a random Thursday 14/4, it was CAB, BIN'z birthday. So many people. Celebrated with CAB at..........KITCHN. It is a decent place even though it is where the hmmz another race people gather. Had a great time chilling out.

Attendees: CAB Gla Fion AAR Dao Leong / 1/2 Joan
Activity: EAT, Talking, Performing, Cut Cake, Go toilet, Marina Barrage

Before that I went for unlv interview. It feels hopeless. Hai. Please encourage me on my tagboard. --->

Being depressed, I decided to go birthday party to relax! Met up with Dao and AAR first before meeting the rest. BEcause! We are the surprise team. Went to buy props/pressie for our performance.

The performance was a non-NG and awesome one. If you need any birthday singers, please call: 99878787. 3 professionally trained performers will be yours. -sticks out tongue- We then went to Marina Barrage because birthday girl (CAB) says she never been there before. After which had supper with LEONGie and AAr.

On a random Friday (THE NEXT DAY) Met up with Gla and Dao for shopping. However, they think that I am too bored. I am very sad. We talk and sang song. Suddenly, Gla had a weird request for Ah dao to go for a TATTOO! I was shocked and speechless. Guess what, ah dao said "okay why not". And she went to get one. We waited for 2 hours and she was finally done. Photos of her tattoo on fb! CIO YO.

On Tues, 19 Apr 11 Is me and Leong's PTD. We went to great world city for GOLD CLASS, finally. We watched "Limitless" which was the only show airing in GOLD CLASS. It was kinda senseless however we enjoyed it very very much.

On Wed, 20 APr, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LIANGWEI WONG WONG WONG XIAO MI FONG.

Before that, had an adventurous journey to the west. It was the most horrible ever. I wish I don't have to go back. Check out ma twitter @jteeisjoy to know about my journey to the west!

Anyway, the birthday was a good one, maybe. We had dinner at Jack's Place. Leon said he saw JUSTIN BIEBER whom, inconsiderately occupied the whole toilet. However, he is very tired so he did not take any photos. DKDKDK.

TODAY: TRAINING DAY. It is a very joke day. I was with Ellis yuen. We were supposed to go for Indoor Camp Facilitator Training.

Somehow or rather, we ended up in Outdoor training. I wonder how I wonder why. It was the beginning of the training when it seems like everyone wasn't talking the right stuff.

We introduced ourselves and the coached saw the leadership quality and outdoor facil potential in us and praised us immediately!.

Coach: Introduce yourself in the camp style!
ME: Hi everyone I am joy.
-starts cheering-
I AM I AM I AM JOY. GIMME A J.
everyone: J
m: GIMME AN O
E: O
M: GIMME A Y
E: Y
M: DON'T ASK ME WHY, MY NAME IS JUST JOY!
-EVERYONE: stood and applaud-
COACH: FANTASTIC. THIS IS THE RIGHT JOB FOR YOU *WINKS* (The world's winkiest wink)

Then it was ellis' turn;
L: HI IM ELLIS
L: YUEN IS ME YUEN IS YUEN YUEN IS ROUND I AM YUEN SO WHAT AM I , I AM ROUND ROUND IS ME AND I AM...........AN ALLROUNDER!
Me: LSL (Laugh SoftLy)
Everyone: -.-
COACH: Nice.
L: Proud of her own cheer

Once again, my exit-the-wrong-training-adventure can be followed @jteeisjoy!

After which we went to Kino and then walked to Ann Siang from CNT. Somehow, bought some clothes. Thanks to elle.

Then came Edi and Seed. We went for TIAN JI dinner then after that..

Seed embarrassed me twice..
1) We were asked to leave at Bishan stop because she was shouting on training being a public nuisance
2) She forced me to climb in restricted area of Bishan MRT and got chased out by Controller (Control Station Staff) eventually. Then Met aar.

This is my happening life. My fingers... so pain ful.

STAY TUNED for more great things in life. (HEY I DID NOT COPY GREAT EASTERN!)

My Wednesday

Hello. I am back. Wa swift ah!

Today is a very happy day. I went out with MY M.Boy! Waited for him to finish his exercise then we went out to eat! :D We went to eat western food cos he is now training up for NS. Cheap cheap western food at SAZEIRAYA! CIO (Check it out!)

Then we went to eat COLD STONE. CS very cool! The staff toss toss toss the ice cream. But my bby and I feel that the CS Tw still more zai. So eat and talk then he send me home, he went to _ _ _. But he had a sudden urge for CHICKEN CHOP. Wa I tak boleh tahan I say ok, let's go. Eat already then we went home.

Wa then I got shortlisted for a second round of interview leh! I am going to reject. Hai. Good chance ah. Never mind la, let it fly. FLY LIKE A G6 BA!

Human.... GOT chance don't take. NO chance kaopeh.
For example:
Everyday your mum cook for you, you don't want to eat. Suddenly she doesn't cook, you want to eat.
OR
Everyday go school, you kaopeh: WA SCH JIALAT AH SO MANY PROJ wa the lecturer why everytime ask me sharpen my thinking siol? When holzzz ah?
Ok so now WCT (Wish come true), Now holiday no school supposed to be shiok ma. Then kaopeh wa school better la. now life empty empty have to work. sian.

Everyone should just grow up leh. What you guys want. Like when your partner there you say eh why you keep sticking to me. Then gone already you sad. I say YOU ASK FOR IT AH.

I like my BBFF! come stickwitme!

CHIA BIRTHDAY

The Secondary Sch Group Photo!

Let us zoom into her cake! Wa like cute only siol. Chia lucky ah.

Flaming Lambo with no FLAME! Of course that night got flame la! Wa caught fire somemore! Kidding!

Wa this is the bloop bloop game arrangement. Lemme explain this game later. But she keep saboing me la. OMG.

See my da lao ban pose. ZAI LA.

KFC. I can endorse for KFC liao. People keep telling me that. Shy siol.

Hello. I AM BACK. EVERYONE MISSING MISSING ME DEEP DEEP. Please stop missing me, I sneezing everyday already! Don't judge my blog popularity by the number of tags ah! Not accurate one! Many people come here read laugh then SSB (slap slap backside = pai pai pi gu) hop to another page. But, I know my fans are still around. For my fans' sake.....

Last Saturday, I went to a birthday party. Eh M.S.S (mai siao siao), aku party animal. I went there, wa I P.L.A.R (party like a rockstar) ah!

My blogging style is very educational today! You have already learned 3 new acronyms - MSS SSB and PLAR. IMO (In my opinion) my blog is very happening and cool! See 4th acronym!

Anyway, I recently received a very bad comment from a reader. I am disappointed. I don't know he jealous or what. Then make fun of my blogy and don't dare to talk to me face to face or msn window to msn window. You know who you are, WATCH OUT AH.

IMO my blog has its own style. I blog with style. I make unhappening day become happening! Cannot meh.

So, I am supposed to talk about Chia's birthday. Sorry to digress, this is another style of my blogy.

Venue: Studio M Hotel
Wa this hotel like cozy only la. Don't know my MM wanna stay there with me or not :$:$:$

People Involved: Birthday girl + guests (DUH!)

Activities: Ice breaker games (Disclaimer: No ice was broken in the process), Drinking&Drinqueen (OI not funny leh!) Talking (ABERDEN whole time don't open mouth meh?!) Sing Birthday Song, Cut cake, take photo. Bloop bloop game.

How to play bloop bloop game?
the first person will say GOGGLES UP. Then everyone will "BLOOP". Then...I lazy to explain. Next time do a video up.

Wa you see! So activities-ful! NOW WHO SAY MY LIFE UNHAPPENING COME AND TALK TO ME.

It was a fun night. However, there are several things I do not like.

1) The room is very tiny, i meant small and squeezy, in short tiny.
This is very bad. This is because, it makes moving around the room highly difficult. (Difficulty level: Expert) However, I believe it is a strategy to make everyone talk to one another.

For example: If you want to move in and out
You will have to tell the person the magic words: "EXcuse me EXcuse me".."tsk!*ZEK*". You tell me, how to not talk!

2) I have forgotten. Maybe.. the birthday girl? JKJKJKJK. (Just Kidding)

So all in all, it's a very nice room and good night la. Except the room small lor.

That day, I learn the "Mat dance sequence". Wa man, I totally want to be LIKKA mat. Wa strong urge to sing song, let us sing along!
*Popping my fist in your eyes, like a lizard.
When we think we do it right! Getting blisters.
Having blisters in my eyes, in my eyes LIKKA cheesecake,
Now Im feeling so flour LIKKA cheesecake!*

I very tired now. Goodnight.
CIAO (Cheers! I Am Out!)

April Foolssszz

Hihi, how is everyone?!?!?!

I am good. Yesterday was April Fooolxz Day, I hope everyone pranked someone at least once or got pranked. Well, I had both!

Wong Liang Wei attempted to trick me into calling IMH. Nice try bro but please try harder, next year?
Edison was the only one who successfully fooled me. Not bad Edison I was defenseless cos I was too complacent. Now you know where you stand in the eyes of the prankster.

I fooled Gla Seed Cab (Fail) Babyfei and EDISON at the very last minute. I hope you people feel very honoured. People like Ellis, I'm sorry I didn't have time, and SY I didn't have time to continue fooling. So Please wait for next year. And Mut, I still stop myself from A.fooling you. -.-

Hope everyone had a fun AFD!
Today I went to party like a MAT! at Chia's birthday celebration! It was good! Shall tell you guys more next time! Stay tuning tuning tuning!

It's a Thursday

Does this bird looks like seed? Please tag me with your opinion. PS: Seed always very grumpy.

This is me standing in front of many high rise cbd area buildings. Photo taken by seed. This is one of the days working in MBS. Sibeh swee and breathtaking view. I wanted to bring the delegates to this place, but they all "no thank you" me. So I decided to let them off.

Life is also like that. People say don't want means don't want. Force also no use. Try your best can already. -Emo life advice-

Today is stay-home thursday. Lonely lonely! Nothing to do.

It is a very stupid day. Usually when I am at home, I will stay in my living room to watch tv the whole day and then accidentally fell asleep and the cycle will repeat. And I will always catch 5pm YULEBAIFENBAI! So today, is yet another accidentally fell asleep thursday! This was what happened:

4pm: Talk to smelly on the phone
415pm: feel sleepy
430pm: strong feel to sleep, sit up straight
445pm: lie down awhile, increasing feel to sleep
450pm: officially fell asleep ZZZZZ
6pm: wake up. OSOSOSOS I ZUN ZUN MISS THE SHOW!
615pm: *not happy* go around blaming plants.

Shall have a special post. Share with everyone about my real feeling. If not everyday happy happy happy meh?! Btw happy birthday chia in advance. Sibeh sian when people birthday. Not like I birthday I very happy la. But I am really happy with my birthday this year thanks to my smelly smelly! Would you like to know about my birthday? If you want lemme know on taggiebody then my next post will be on that. Or anything you want me to blog about!

Let us not get too excited then digress.
So I was saying I am not every happy happy-go-lucky that kind lor. I always think about life, like el? So now I am very contented with my life. I am happy with all the things around me. But just sometimes, I always think I treat myself very bad just to make people happy. Has anyone felt this way before? It is like make people happy but in the end you don't really gain happiness. Very chim. Re-read if you don't get it.

But, I am still very contented with my life. I will still want everyone around me to be happy, especially smelly and my family. Wa rhyme siol! So I will continue to be happy. Not like rachel always angry. Actually everyone has their own emotions but sometimes just hide it if you can, ok rachel. Save the trouble, keep the happiness.

Emo-thursday!
To un-emo me, PLEASE TAG ;)

GUESS WHO'S BACK

Hi everybody! I am back. Everyone is so happy. I was reading dao, elleyuen and checkchocolate. Surprised everyone is still very into the blogging business. And since I am free I have decided to come back too! *claps* everyone so happy.

My life has been happening havoc and happy. For example, I went out with daohui elle gla cab semi-minyi and bbfei yesterday! We went to acid bar to listen to very very awesome music by LING KAI. Can follow her on twitter ling86! lolzx. However, when i saw ah dao today, I felt so guilty!! Because the night before I went to eat rochor DAOHUI! :( Bad friend I know.

I also went for interview to be a camp facilitator!
- CAMPERS OI! [OI!]
- CAMPERS CAMPERS OI! [OIOI]
- CAMPERS OI! [SUP SUP OI!]

Yes i will be the cool facil! yay! I went with elle, we played zero point. El was the commander! Guides CL in action! I was amazed! Then we went to meet her "friend" at Suntec colourful pillar to get her MESSENGER BAG which she is going to sell away! Anybody wanna buy can contact el at 98889889!

Apart from all these I had a productive week! I worked for MP INTERNATIONAL as recommended by darren lee qin! Not bad, free food free seating. Down there do nothing but sing song talk cock play majong. Sometimes cannot play mj cos not enough people. Also cannot sing song cos I lost my voice. Ok so we only talk cock. Fast paced week.

A lot of things happen la. I don't remember only. But will be going to acid bar soon. Or maybe not acid ah dao the secretly havoc queen got new place to intro YO. Hope next time won't have pangseh kias eg. Gen n aar!

Who wants to go shopping pls pm me.

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